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My name is Eric ( That’s my REAL name, not some made up one for online use)
I figured I better explain a few things about who and what I be before you run screaming from your ‘puters and hide under your beds.

I don’t fit into the usual molds that most people like to put others in. I have a brain that I grow hair out of.
Which I have this really bad habit or either using or NOT using on occasion.
I do TRY to use it mostly and that’s where I get into trouble.
See, I tend to be pretty smart ( as well as arrogant, conceited, overbearing, opinionated, sarcastic ect. ) MOST of the time.
However I have been also known to be dumber that a football bat.
However I digress...

What I am saying is that I form my own opinions on things.
I have my own thoughts on topics and my own beliefs that I hold very dear to my heart.
This leads to many misunderstandings when I run up against those whom I call ‘ The Herd Mind ‘ ( think about that for a sec...) to which some or most of you are familiar with.

These are the people who are blinded ( for whatever reason ) in that they believe everything someone tells them, follow whatever others are doing and think the same way that the rest of people think.
I prefer to make up my own mind on things rather than have someone else ‘influence’ me or tell me what to believe and think.
Which, as I mentioned, gets me into lots of ‘misunderstandings’ and sometimes downright verbal / written battles.
For this I will ask forgiveness and patience now so that everyone knows that I am not taking anything personally, ( nor should you )

As to who & what I am...
Well as I said I am not like most of the males in the world.
Intellectually I can be very stimulating,
However...
I care more about feelings than fact / fiction.
What I mean is that having been through some VERY rough times in my 50 years I have come to realize that ‘ Things ‘ don’t mean a anything, but the people whom I care for ( and for some reason care for me ... ) are the ONLY thing that is important in life.

However the inverse to this is that I can be fooled real easily by folks who pretend something and are actually someone different.

I also have a bad habit of caring way too deeply about some things ( as well as some PEOPLE ) this means that I when and how I get hurt affects me deeply.
Nevertheless, it does allow me better insight into understanding how and why people feel the way they do. ( along with a whole lot of experience in the sadder sides of life ) which means in a nut shell that I can relate more easily and comprehend things that the average person either doesn’t want to understand or simply can’t get inside.

Lastly I have a great belief in God.
Yet I also am not blinded by this belief as many are.
I can talk with someone and share things with them that many people wouldn’t even consider because of their stringent adherence to ‘ the way things are ‘ .
Which simply means that I believe from the inside, not just repeat words, or impose what I think on others.
In overly simplified terms I accept that other people believe something different, and would hope that by showing my acceptance , even without agreeing with them, that they / you will be able to accept me and show the same courtesy in return.

There you have it.
Just me in a nut(house)shell.
There are many more facets that I could go into and would be happy to with anyone whom is my friend.
However those are more of something that are specific to each of us, and while I have no problem talking in a public forum it is sometimes best and more personal to exchange e-mail together on some things or even take a chance and just sit down across from one another and see the person for who they are and talk.

Eric

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For those of you who already KNOW this stuff about me, well what can I say but...

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Ohhhhhh and for those STUPID "we need more laws" (anti-gun nuts) people....
Come on over n I'll show you something with or without firearms....




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  • Listening to: Silent Night
  • Reading: Feilds of Honor
  • Watching: computer.
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  • Eating: Pickles
  • Drinking: Iced (sun) tea

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Unsatisfactory

Dear Wife,
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be sleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us

Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move


TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:

I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:
5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't come with energy
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the motion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching TV

Of the times we did get together:
The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.
I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"
The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.


Condoms

A man and his young son are in the drugstore when the son sees the shelf of condoms and asks his father what they are.
The dad replies, "Well son, those are condoms and they're for protection when your having sex."

The son then picks up one of the packs and asks why it has three in it.
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

The son then picks up one with six condoms and asks, "Why six?.
The dad replies, "Well son, those are for college men. Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday".

The son then notices the 12 pack of condoms and asks the same question.
The dad replies, "Son, those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March................"


A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,
"What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
 "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have  moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire Life."
"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man.
"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

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carlos-salva-art Featured By Owner 12 hours ago  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch by carlos-salva-art  
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SoulShapedFace Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you for the devWATCH!
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Eric-was-here Featured By Owner 15 hours ago
Your very welcome
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SoulShapedFace Featured By Owner 14 hours ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
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LindArtz Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Why in the world the screen name change?   Or are you planning to leave us, soon?
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Eric-was-here Featured By Owner 1 day ago
Nope. I was just bored n with my donated core I could so did.
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LindArtz Featured By Owner 5 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ah, okies. :)!
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Harmony1965 Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Professional Traditional Artist
Thank you so much Eric for the Watch. I really appreciated it :)

Thanks for the Watch 
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Eric-was-here Featured By Owner 1 day ago
Your very welcome
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barfast Featured By Owner 2 days ago
Thanks for the watch Eric!! I hope you like my next works.
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